i am currently hosting the worst house guest ever.
she comes to visit me the week before my spring break when i literally have zero free time. like she’s gonna be alone, in my house for like at least 8 hours a day, for a full week and demands all of my free time. she walks in and the first thing she says: “oh your kitchen is clean this time”. this is a 20 year old college student who doesn’t even have a kitchen. she doesn’t want to sleep in the guest bedroom because there WAS a small crucifix on the wall. finally get her to be okay with the bedroom. she wants to know how clean the never-been-used NEW sheets are. asks for a different pillowcase because the one on the bed has a TEENY TEENY TINY speck of something. i mean, it’s not like you can’t flip it over or something. and she keeps making snide comments about my dog not being trained; one of my psychological hatreds!!